Well everyone, that joyous time of year is almost  to part us, the time I am speaking of is of course the Great American Condom Campaign.  Nothing gets my feathers ruffled like 500 Trojans delivered to my front door.  This year, my plans for those 500 little latex babies have been slightly changed.  At ICC (the local community college) has denied me access to my old distribution grounds.  There message, "We do not support soliciting, nor do we allow the distribution of sexual materials."  IT’S HORSE POOPIE! In response I and my newly formed "Home team" have been brainstorming and the five of us have decided to go gorilla. Please have us in your hearts and if you are in the vicinity of one of the little latex warriors, hold it in the air. We have come up with a lot of ideas to distract from the actual distribution. Can you say CONDOM FAIRY? Will update you all soon.