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Condom delivery day is one of the best days of the semester. My entire staff looks for that box to arrive and everyone wants to be there when I open it. I think my residents get the most out of this though.
When I finally fight the crowd back up to my floor, the real fun begins. It's time to make it rain, which is exactly what it sounds like. I run a lap of my floor, and any door I see open, I make it rain condoms. This ends up serving two purposes. First, I get a jump start on my distribution process. Second, when the people in these rooms tell their friends what they missed out on by not being in their room, their friends all try to find me.
For the next five days I have guys from a bunch of floors trying to find me because they heard I have 500 free condoms and to top that, it's a variety! So they come in little clumps, like when girls go to the bathroom together, and start picking through the box. Most of them have never heard of or seen half of the options that were sent, so they leave with a plethora of colorful little packets because it's like Pokemon and they have to catch 'em all.
My residents and staff look forward to the delivery of that little mystery box. They know they can afford to have safe sex and it prompts an open conversation about birth control. I still have some condoms left, so it might be time to make it rain one more time.
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