With abstinence-only funding in serious jeopardy of dying an official death in the House Appropriations Committee, our all-time favorite leader of the abstinence-only movement had this golden quote to share with the media:

"We've got news for the condom worshipers," says Leslee Unruh, President of the National Abstinence Clearinghouse, "abstinence education is not going away any time soon. Taxpayers will not tolerate their money being used for ideological latex-only programs and the molestation of their children's minds and future."